it hurts more in the daytime
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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