i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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