Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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