please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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