Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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