Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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