Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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