But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what is it with giant penises always finding me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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