so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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