I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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