Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
A bitchslap is in order.
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