why didn't you poke me back
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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