even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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