Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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