no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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