I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
they're like a gay fantastic four
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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