I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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