Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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