you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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