I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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