FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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