Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I bet he comes in French.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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