like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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