Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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