people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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