She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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