So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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