I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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