goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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