And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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