I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dear god my vagina.
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