My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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