I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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