I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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