You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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