im gay
i know
yea but for you.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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