I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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