BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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