Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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