What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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