if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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