The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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