So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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