gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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