Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
bring money and cleavage
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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