The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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