We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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