we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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