soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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