I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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