We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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