Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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