People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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