dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
